i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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