I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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