OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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