Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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