For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I need a beard to bite.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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