At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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