VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
this boner is exhausting
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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