Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
