I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just google imaged poop.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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