Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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