i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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