STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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