a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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