You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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