it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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