we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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