Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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