Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Ketchup is God's man juice
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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