they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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