normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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