Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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