who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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