i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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