Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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