did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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