It's Friday. Sex?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
