Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
thus making me awesome and them whores
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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