...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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