is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
