that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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