good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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