You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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