wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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