Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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