My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I skipped work to stalk him.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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