Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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