She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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