How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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