Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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