so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Did I show you my penis last night?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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