THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
You can't special order awesome
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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