So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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