Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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