We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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