96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
you're hired as official boob wrangler
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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