the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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