that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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