Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
handjob tips. give me some.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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