by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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