My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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