Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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